FRACK YEAH! Such cute little squished raptors.
(I did not draw this one, art by isismasshiro.)
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
holy shit this is perfect. spread this like wildfire!
There’s some kind of magic inside all books. But certain books have more magic than others…
Officially, the Queen owns all of the mute swans along the Thames River. But determining just how many birds are in Her Majesty’s flock takes work. So, every July, the royal family conducts a “Swan Upping,” when an armada of skiffs row up the Thames looking for baby swans. When the rowers spot them, they shout, “All up!” and get into formation surrounding the tiny birds. Then the swans are meticulously examined, weighed, measured, and banded by the Queen’s Swan Warden, a Professor of Ornithology at the University of Oxford’s Department of Zoology.
I have witnessed this take place and it is one of the most amusing things I’ve ever seen.
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
I just got slapped in the face by 1999.
Hundreds of grade school girls sticking these in the corners of their eyes
THEY WERE MEANT FOR THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYSES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS I ALWAYS STUCK THESE ON MY EARSA ND THEY ALWAYS FELL OFF AND I WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD
I always stuck the purple star under my eye like Rainbow Brite :B
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER YOUR EYES I USED TO THINK THEY WERE STICK-ON EARRINGS
I NEED A MOMENT
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WEREN’T MEANT FOR THE EARS
I PUT THEM ON MY BOOKS
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
Lion societies are like amazon societies, man. It’s not even the guys who go humping at the females, the lionesses rub up on the males all like “GIMME THAT DICK RIGHT NOW” and the lion’s like “yes, ma’am” and lionesses will fight an outsider male to protect their cubs if the pride male is off somewhere else patrolling the territory, and if a male gets seriously out of line, the pride females will gang up on him and beat his ass into the ground, they are fearless fucking bitches ok?
Are we not going to talk about the fact that the bottom image in the second response is actually a lead-up to this fantastic moment?