- Me: I wanna do something
- Anxiety: No you dont
- Me: But
- Anxiety: No
FRACK YEAH! Such cute little squished raptors.
(I did not draw this one, art by isismasshiro.)
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
holy shit this is perfect. spread this like wildfire!
There’s some kind of magic inside all books. But certain books have more magic than others…
Officially, the Queen owns all of the mute swans along the Thames River. But determining just how many birds are in Her Majesty’s flock takes work. So, every July, the royal family conducts a “Swan Upping,” when an armada of skiffs row up the Thames looking for baby swans. When the rowers spot them, they shout, “All up!” and get into formation surrounding the tiny birds. Then the swans are meticulously examined, weighed, measured, and banded by the Queen’s Swan Warden, a Professor of Ornithology at the University of Oxford’s Department of Zoology.
I have witnessed this take place and it is one of the most amusing things I’ve ever seen.